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Re: Sexy Time in Jack's Book?

blacksausage — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:48:26 -0000

The chocolate covered pickles reference reminds me of my favorite George Lopez joke.

So little George is looking for change and instead finds a vibrator in his mother's dresser drawer. He turns it on and of course it starts to pulsate and vibrate. Curios, he takes it to his mother and has the following exchange:

GL: Hey Mama, what is this?
MA: Oh that, where did you find that?
GL: In your dresser...
MA: Well son, that is an electric tortilla maker...
GL: Electric Tortilla maker? I have never seen one of those before. Why is it black?
MA: uuuuh, because it's a "George Forman"?

Re: Sexy Time in Jack's Book?

Christopher Herbert — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:28:02 -0000

You guys liked it? That makes me feel special. I'll pull the gun out
of my mouth now.

No really, my fragile outsized ego is dependent on comments. For
Christmas, I want you to get me unique visitors and pageviews for the
whole year.

Re: Sexy Time in Jack's Book?

Stephanie — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:48:56 -0000

we all agreed over dinner at Dad's the other night that this was amusing to read. just because people don't comment doesn't mean they aren't amused. but it's kind of funny that you base your self-worth on these comments. i'll try to do it more dear amusing brother.